September 2012
- me: why did you just reblog that from them
- me: i literally just reblogged that
- me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
- me: is it because you don't like me
- me: is it because i'm fat
- me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
- me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
where can i sign up to be adopted by ellen degeneres
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
