ju-ke: i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class